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Dear Mr. Robert Downey Jr.
Zach’s pants are NOT food
Susan’s nose is NOT food
That orange cement is NOT food
and neither is that Hasty Pudding award:
Or that car door:
Or that weird-looking plush toy:
Or that envelope:
And before you get any ideas, Scarlett Johansson is NOT food either:
And neither is this woman:
And Gwyneth’s costume:
In his defense, he was hungry…
that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
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